Florida Stories

What's the worst bag you could hide your drugs in?

Wouldn't it be kind of nice to die on the golf course?

A Florida cop leaves his gun in the bathroom at a gas station. What could possibly go wrong?

What the heck is a bat dog?

Even the balloons are crazy, maybe it's the cocaine

Did you expect your tour guide to be sober?

Rocky moves to Florida, and a toilet cam man on a cruise ship

Florida people are abusing cars, airplanes, toddlers, and Lyft drivers

Two grown men get into a fight over roaming chickens. Grandma was some alligator's dinner.

We got druggies, shoplifters, flashers, and cousin love.

If you're going to be sqeezing off rounds in a road rage incident, you really shouldn't do it in a work truck with a two way dash cam.

The human hamster wheel guy is back, Florida squatters are next level, and a child sex sting yields horrible results.

You'll hear about a fanboat crash, a black market for horse meat, a classic Porche heist, and a theft ring run by a pastor.

A police attack, a monkey attack, a nephew attack, and a dog gets baptized.

You'll hear the story of 6 people from Florida who had a worse week than you just did.

A Florida Man shoots himself on accident and then lies to the cops about it.

A Florida Man was bitten by a shark while ON LAND.

Wouldn't that be funny if Florida had a meth lab waiting for you at the welcome center when you crossed into the state line? It's illegal to drive your car into the ocean.

Drunk driving Florida Man crashes into a fire hydrant and gets in a scuffle with the cops. A black bear is climbing on stuff in downtown Orlando, and the locals don't seem bothered.

That's not really James Bond, that's a bank robber. You may be surprised to hear some Florida Men have anger issues.

Did a time traveler break a window to save a baby, or is it a non-sober Florida Man who likes swimming?

Does anyone have any advice on how to get all this blood out of a clown suit? Also: UFOs, sunken treasure ships, upskirt videos, and a law to keep you out of the left lane.

Have you ever been to an adult arcade? Noooo... not like THAT. If you've been suspicious of white guys with dreads, maybe you're right.

Stop giving your kids bad names, people. There's nothing intelligent, innovative, or admirable to be found after that, either.

Imagine being a criminal on the run who catches his house on fire. It's gator mating season, so that should be fun.

A lady had drugs shoved up her, some kids were getting cavalier with dairy, and a new invasive species that mocks Jesus.

We insult stupid criminals, your mom, and questionable paramedics.

Florida Stories is now longer than Gilligan's Island and the Sopranos.

Don't leave anything out by the trash you don't want thrown away. Don't leave your identification at the scene of a crime. Don't murder your daughter's boyfriend.

More exotic sports cars were paid for with PPP money. Florida man lands his airplane in a highway. Grandma gets eaten by a giant alligator.

This Florida Man hates his HOA more than you do. Man attacks shark. Is Kindergarten too young for a kid to be bringing a gun to school?

You love your nana, but does your nana have a murder-suicide pact with grandpa?

How many times can a Florida woman get lost in a storm drain system? So far, we're up to three. Florida nearly has the first political assassination by a tree. Ft Lauderdale is about to have a parade led by a 21 foot tall penis. If you're going to kill your abusive boyfriend, try and be less torturous than this Florida Woman.

Hear about some fighting, biting, clawing, face tattoos, vape shops, and a whole bunch of people on drugs.

We have a fake freelance gynecologist, burglars who call 911 on themselves, a bunch of other idiots, and the engagement ring that has endured 21 years of dumps.

You will hear the lamest message-in-a-bottle story ever.

What happens when you literally throw gas on a fire? If you mix a golden lab with a poodle, what could possibly go wrong?

Do not: drink bleach, do bath salts, or hit a woman in the head with a hatchet.

Three big idiots, two fake Nazis, and one handsome host.

Getting drunk and crashing your truck into your mother-in-law's is not the most effective way to win back your wife. A naked man in a cowboy hat is having a hard time finding his crack pipe.

Some drunk genius may have exploited a legal loophole after he crashed his car. You get a deeper look at the life of a Florida Snake Wrangler.

Xanax and NyQuil is probably not the ideal combo for a 4 year old child.

Waking up in a strip club is usually preceded by one or more bad financial decisions. If your boyfriend is cheating on you with your sister, you don't HAVE to kill them.

A classic melee at Chuck E Cheese, another woodchipper candidate, and the Florida circle of life.

This episode is a parade of bad life decisions.

More evidence that Jesus has blessed ChikFilA, and Tupac is alive.

We've got a handsy cop, a dead deer, a steel sword, tasers, ponzi schemes, and hot rails of meth

A judge in Florida gets suspended for calling a guy an a-hole during court proceedings.

A woman gets struck by lightning on her first day of school, a ban tries to buy a hooker on his honeymoon, and we push a pedo into the woodchipper.

A couple of gator attacks, a couple of food attacks, and advice on what happens when you wake up with a stranger in your bed holding a machete.